About me: Created by the elder gods, I’m just a menacing marsupial fighting in the Earth realm for Rainy City since October, 2009. Unlike most other species/humans, us wombats have a relatively large brain. This combined with strong instincts makes me deadly so, If you catch me on the track, watch out for my toughened rear hide or you might just get donkey kicked.

Likes: “‘El Meal”, Pigs, Road trips with my girls,Pho, The Gay gays! Winning scavenger hunts, Smoosh face!

Dislikes: Dingo’s, Haters, Posers, Cancer, Toxic waste, Cherry tomatoes, Concussions.

Favorite Color: Blue and Black!!!

Drink of Choice: 4LOKO!!

My Hero: Miss Mel Mangles in this world, Liu Kang in the earth realm, and Steve Irwin for my marsupial peeps!!

Catch Phrase:
“ IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN RIGHT NOW!!!!!”
“ I Chain F*** the smoke outta road  trips”
“ Sorry, I have a concussion”

Favorite Move: Pouch punch K.O.