Skater

Kitty Contusion

  • Number: 667
Kitty Contusion

About me: By day a secret agent for a top secret fighting force, by night a hard hitting derby b***h.  Born in a volcano to a half dragon, half unicorn mother, this girl was born to kick a**!
Likes: numchucks, kittens, bruises

Dislikes: skate-rape, ladybugs

Favorite Color: blood red

Drink of Choice: vodka cran

My Hero: Lou Farigno

Catch Phrase: “Team Team Names”

Favorite Move: THE CHAINSAW!!